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When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad
Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese
To go from the farthest most left/right lane to the other side of a 3+ lane road
This bastard just pulled a new jersey drift.
When someone goes across a 3 or more lane street in one go without turning on your blinker.
This bastard just pulled a New Jersey Drift.
Dapping or handshake style originated in New Jersey, primarily North NJ. Consists of one party holding out their pointer and ring finger (silent wolf style), and the other party grasping those two fingers with their pinkies, as if they were milking a cow.
I left some jersey milk on a girl's bed last night.
Find a dead male deer, cut off its penis and chop it up into pieces. Mix it with a handful of moist dirt and shove it up your significant others ass. Let it ferment in there for an hour and proceed to eat the finished product.
I just at a South Jersey Dirtbox.
When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press