A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
A nonce who got so much beef they’re standing and don’t speak when feds are around him makes kids go night night always phones bro when he got beef so they can ride also got a android and a black tracksuit and a black mask
TOUCH DYLL YOU DIE
Man take about Kyle dta but I got beef
an ugly creature who is rather dumb and has a huge nose
run away from Kyle Sweet
Kyle Baughman is a word derived from ancient Rome that is used when someone is scared to do something.
Jimmy don’t be a Kyle Baughman. Just jump already.
Special person with special needs who likes nicks cock
Man with small penis with big penis vibes
Gold blond hair that has a shit fetish
oh look its Kyle Nikolas ripple, how does he hide his bulge so well