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When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.
The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.
When two lesbians cum while scissoring and they both have the diarrhea squirts.
Yo I walked in on Stacy and Veronica and they were doing the Alabama fountain!
A sex position where a person is penetrated from behind, and they reach around to finger the person penetrating them. The two are often related
"Did you hear about the party last night?"
'Yeah man, I was so drunk I did an Alabama roundabout!'
When you're having coitus with your sister and swap to finish in your mother
I was banging my sister but she didnt want to get pregnant so i pulled an alabama drift to finish in my mom
A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
A male hangs on an object, and the femal is under the male, while the male is taking a shat, to which the girl then bites off the feces halfway through his shat
I just scored last night! I got to do the Alabama cliff hanger with this $2 hooker!
I got an Alabama diddler last night and man did I ever bust a nut