Da Fuck Bitch?

A phrase that is the shortened version of "What the Fuck Bitch?" Which is usually used in a stressful or confusing situation.

Donna - Im taking the car and the kids and your money.

Eric - Da Fuck Bitch?

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LOT DA HERR

the act of being fly

MAdeline and MAllory are soo LOT DA HERRR

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off da books

to make money illegally, such as not reporting it in your income taxes. i.e., drug money, gambling, etc.

"gettin mad money off da books this year"

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Doot-da-doo

The cardboard roll in the center of toilet paper, paper towels, wrapping paper etc.

Husband- "Don't throw away the doot-da-doo"!
Wife- "What's a doot-da-doo"?
Husband- (places paper towel roll to lips) "DOOT-DA-DOO"!!! (Smiles)

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da funk

Funky STD such as genital herpis, gfunk and so on.

Also see: rotten twat

Daniel slept with Kathy and now Daniel has da funk.

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1st of da monf

First of the month, when welfare checks are received in the mail and generally spent on drugs and malt liquor. Popularized by the Mid-1990's rap group "Bone Thugz in Harmony" with their song "First of da Month"

Ya gotta wake up wake up wake up, its da first of da mooonnfff

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Poop da Whoop

Variation of the infamous "Shoop da Whoop", very similar in trajectory force and facial expression. Begins as a normal deuce, quickly a-chargin' in the bowels, the rectum states "I'M A FIRIN MY DEUCE!" at the height of the moment.

Stall 1: hey can you pass me some tp?
stall 2: I'M A CHARGIN MY BUMHOLE!
stall 1:BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
STALL 2:POOP DA WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE

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