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like a high five, except instead of touching the palm of your hand to another person's palm, both of you bring your hands really close together and then let your wrists go limp at the last minute.
"Yyyyyyeaahhh, Madonna's new album just went platinum!"
"OMG - GAY HIGH FIVE!"
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A super hot woman who is very clingy and demands freaky sex constantly.
"Dude stage five clinger just text me again, she wants me to spit in her mouth."
"dude what the fuck?"
"But she's soo hot!"
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When 5 males and 1 female take a rubber glove and each male partaker uses one of the fingers of the glove as a condom. When the first male is done, he removes the finger and passes the glove to another male, who then selects another finger of the glove to use as a condom. When all five fingers have been used, you have successfully five finger fucked a girl.
Also, just one male can five finger fuck a girl alone by using each finger of the glove by himself, either all in the same day, or over a five day span. After all, in these tough economic times, condoms are scarce and difficult to afford.
And there's some twists...
-When finished using all five fingers, either with 4 friends or by yourself, someone has to turn the glove inside out (cum side facing out), put on the glove, and slap the girl once in the face with it.
-When finished using all five fingers, assuming the glove hasn't ripped, someone blows it up like a balloon, puts it on a string, and presents it to the girl. It's kinda like her slut trophy. Extra cool points to the girl if she ties it on her wrist and leaves it there for the day.
Bill from work: Hey Tim, what'd you do this weekend? I bet you and your friends didn't get any pussy as usual.
Tim: On the contrary Bill, me and 4 of my friends five finger fucked a girl.
Bill: 12 coolness points gained.
Girlfriend: Lets have so much sex today.
Boyfriend: But girlfriend, I have not a condom, nor condoms. What shall we do?
Girlfriend: Well I have this rubber glove.
Boyfriend: Score.
Friend 1: Hey come watch this awesome video on the internet.... Five boys, one glove.
Friend 2: No..... actually yeah, okay.
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If you can't last more than five seconds in a girl's pussy, your penis gets chopped off.
Man, that nigga busted in 3 seconds. He didn't ass the five second rule It's choppin' time.
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When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle at a party, usually in a side room, and a buddy walks by to use the bathroom or what have you and you high five him mid-stroke.
Hahaha, I just went to take a piss in the bathroom upstairs and gave john a Fucking High Five while he was nailing some nasty slut.
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A famous indie game that started out good, but was ruined by a combination of both it's horrible fanbase and the fact that the creator made tons of sequels that were all too similar to the original. The plot is simple: You play as a night watch person in a Chuck E. Cheese style building, but the animatronic animals all want to kill you.
Cringy kid: Hey dude, did you hear that Five Nights at Freddy's 4 is coming out?
Kid with a brain: Yeah, it's probably gonna be the same as the other 3 games
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to quickly jab someone between the buttcheeks with all five fingers, works when person is clothed as well.
When my boyfriend got out of the shower, I snuck up on him with a five-finga stinga.
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