Random
Source Code
Random
when something is soooo crazy and unbelievable that is is simply just funky noodle!!
jessica: i literally just exploded from drinking two whole bottles of milk!!
you: woah man that is funky noodle!!
When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”
My favorite sex position is the Juan Noodle
It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman
Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!
The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.
He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!
having sex from behind while in a spooning position
yo me and my girl juan noodled this morning
A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.
A spanish sexual position in which the man inserts his penis into the woman while she spins on top of it like its a macaroni noodle.
Im going to give her the " juan noodle " tonight