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muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024


noodle table

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.

Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.

by Thumper010 September 04, 2017


Noodle brained muppet

A completely brain dead imbecile.

That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.

by John_doe42069 November 07, 2024


Wobbly noodle

Soft penis

He came to my house with his wobbly noodle

by bri3hunna February 08, 2021


out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010


noodle syndrome

When you blind someone with noodle sauce and then lick their ass.

Noodle syndrome is most common in chinese children.

by Hyphen_ July 05, 2020


The Resting Noodle

When a person eats a mysterious chocolate candy, possibly psychedelic, and falls into a blissful slumber

After the show, we got back to the hotel and he ate the chocolate on table and fell into the resting noodle postion.

by Duber74 November 07, 2024