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A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.
"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."
A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.
I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle
When you eat something off your partners back during sex.
Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.
A completely brain dead imbecile.
That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.
the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female
the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day
When you blind someone with noodle sauce and then lick their ass.
Noodle syndrome is most common in chinese children.