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The worst band ever concieved is They Might Be Giants.
"Hey did you hear They Might Be Giant's new song?"
"O that song about doctor worm playing drums?"
"Yeah"
"Well that song SUCKED! And that band is the worst band Ever Created"
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The most energetic, crazy, and the most awsome band in the WORLD! The band is also directed by the coolest and the most energetic person you will meet in your life. (The name will not be mentioned for securety purposes.)
IT's AMAZING
1. John Carroll marching band Rocks!
2. Hey did you see the John Carroll marching band?
"ya they are amazing, they are amazing and mabye a little crazy it's all goood tho,". Ha Ha!!
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A gay headband worn in an even gayer way on the elbow by the even gayerer byron.
Man byron, you fag, that is one flaming wrist band o' doom u got there, ya queer.
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What every Tool fan boy will say. He's normally listened to dumb heavy metal and simple minded rock songs all his life and smoked pot. All of a sudden he discovered Tool and acts like he is smarter than everyone in the world. The reason the fans think they are smarter than everyone is because Tool uses so many intellectual theory and philosophy influence lyrics and imagery in their songs that the kids begin to think they're smarter than everyone because they think they understand something no one else understands. All of a sudden these kids feel superior to their peers who listen to simple minded rock and heavy metal. The reason this has happened because Tool's music is accessible to the mainstream and at the same time tool uses less accessible and strange ideas hidden behind their lyrics. this means they can capture and attract dumb people but hide stronger intellectual concept within their songs which are later discovered upon more careful analysis and research. the fanatic kids who put stronger research into tool's songs normally become psuedo intellectual art snobs and hipsters. these kids think tool is the greatest band on earth because compared to what these kids listened to all their life, eg dumb rocking power ballad and pop/rock bands, tool is superior in concept. tool is a great band, it's just their fans who become obnoxious with staunch conviction.
fan boys will say "tool is the greatest band on earth" because their music is catchy and easy to rock out to yet hold strange and interesting meaning behind them. most rock bands before tool were nothing more than dumber party power ballad bands.
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That guy. He conducts the rubber band at the circus.
who's that guys with the stick, pointing at that rubber band? duh you fucking motard, that's the rubber band guy!
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1. Auxiliary
2. uses Flags most often to express band's song/show theme with colors/shapes along with some genres of dance/acting along with manipulating their equipment.
3. in equipment, may use rifle and/or sabre and sometimes the guard may spin non-equipment props or other unusual equipment such as an "airblade..."
4. helps the band earn more GE points (General Effect points from GE judge)
BOB: I hate the band's guard(High School Colorguard (Marching Band)), they look so silly!
BOBBY: Maybe YOUR BAND'S GUARD, but ours look like they are WORLD CLASS A. That's because your band's guard is 100% beginners.
BOB: How can you tell? All they do is nothing special...
BOBBY: *shows Bob a video of a popular Independent/Open/World A group winterguard*
BOB: Woah! that's not bad!
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a book written by Michael Azerrad on 13 of the most important indie/punk/alternative bands of the 1980s. the bands are: Black Flag, Sonic Youth, The Minutemen, Minor Threat, The Replacements, Beat Happening, Mudhoney, Husker Du, Butthole Surfers, Mission of Burma, Dinosaur Jr., Big Black, and Fugazi. Without these bands, the 90s alternative rock explosion could never have existed.
Guy #1: "I am so fucking sick of this emo and post-grunge bullshit that's on the radio nowadays."
Guy #2 (the cooler one): "Dude, read 'Our band could be your life' and then listen to those 13 bands. your life will be changed forever.
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