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The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.
Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.
big old dirty wizard sleeve
I was gonna date brad but I saw him leave with an annie bro
A legendary duo consisting two friends and UFC fighters, Khamzat Chimaev and Darren Till.
The Smesh Bros are known for having an unbreakable bromance. They have a goofy and childish personality, yet they are capable of destroying anybody who is not experienced in mixed martial arts.
Even if you are experienced in mixed martial arts, there’s nothing that’ll stop these two brothers from accomplishing their one and only goal: Smesh.
“Hey, look! It’s the Smesh Bros! They’re doing doughnuts in the parking lot! Haha crazy stuff.”
“What? Smesh Bros? What the hell are you talking about?”
“You know, the two dudes from the UFC!”
“No, I don’t even watch UFC. Is it like WWE?”
“No, dude. It’s nothing like the WWE. Don’t compare real fighters in the UFC to some middle-aged men in costumes.”
“Whatever, man. WWE is actually a LOT better than you’re making it sound.”
A phrase spoken (usually by a young male) before doing or attempting something so exceedingly stupid, that it has to be recorded in the event that the person attempting it gets seriously injured/death occurs
"Bro, record this"
*Proceeds to jump off a building into a kiddie pool
Literally the coolest rapper/human being of all time. Born in 15 AD, I'm pretty sure he is Jesus Christs brother-in-law. In the year 1234 he started Bro Shizxl's Gang Of Thugs Club because gangs weren't aloud. I'm also pretty sure he was like president of China at a point, he loves his little buddy Yolo Swag King who was always his second in command of the gang of thugs club. Eventually in 2006 he started writing a rap album that is scheduled to release this year called "Me and My Thugs" with a single dropped in 2015 known as the Bro Shizxl theme song.
Bro Shizxl is goated out of his mind.
To substitute part of a common word or phrase with the word bro in order to spice it up a bit.
What's up Broseph?
Check out Brobro the clown over here.
Turn your Bibles to Bromans chapter 4, we're going to be talking about the faith of Abroham.
Looks like it's time for bro and tell.
Bro, why are you talking like that?
I'm just bro subbing Bilbro baggins, don't tripskies.
That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.
"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."
"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."