Soup, sex and sun salutations

Eat soup, have sex and sing to the sun.
People also say it before doing a performance or a face.

Person 1: all hands in
Person 2: soup, sex and sun salutations

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y u makin soup?

When he's making soup in the microwave and you just have to ask, why?

Because who makes soup in the fricken microwave? It might make you angery, so you just come in with your shirt over your head and ask, "y u makin soup?"

*rolls socker ball across room* Y U MAKIN SOUP?

Meat Ball Soup

To place you junk into a bowl of soup then ejaculate into it

I forced a bowl of meat ball soup down the throat of a japanese school girl

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french onion soup

A two part sexual act involving A) ejaculation into the female participants naval cavity and B) Tanning said female, ejaculate and female intact.
Optionally served with crumbled saltines before step A.

Tom: I'm hungry...lets go to the diner.
Kerri: But that diner isn't 24 hours.
Tom: Lets go back to my place...I'm serving French Onion soup all night.
Kerri: Great...I think Hollywood Tans has late night hours.

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Big Slurp Dumpling Soup

slang for a penis. Specifically when referring to fellatio.

I gave her some Big Slurp Dumpling Soup...if you know what I mean.

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everything from soup to nuts

Having a large diverse inventory of goods...

The corner hardware store that has everything from soup to nuts has a little bit or more of all that is hardware... nuts, bolts, screws, washers, mouse traps, twine, screw drivers, ratchets and sockets, light switch, fertilizer for the lawn, paint...

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Mama's chunky soup

Eating a woman out after she has had an abortion and getting all the left over chunks in your mouth.

"After billy's wife came back from the clinic he had some Mama's chunky soup"

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