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Hey baby, wanna come over and tug on my pants nipple for a while?
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An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.
Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.
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Really tight leggings that girls usually wear with uggs which if observed closely you will be able to notice if she is wearing a thong.
Dude 1:Dude look at that girls ass in those thong pants!!!!!
Dude 2: I know man and her thong is so small!!
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When a girl actively seeks out different males for dating/sexual intercourse. Female equivalent of "skirt chasing"
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When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...
I just sent you an email by the way.
Will it be funny?
Oh yes, hope you have you coaster pants on!
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How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.
'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'
'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*
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a flirty way to tell someone they are being sarcastic or unnecessarily sassy.
“dang bob you’re such a sassy pants.”
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