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When two friends are so bored that they do party-like activities with eachother and go around the neighborhood in costumes, pulling pranks on local residents.
Girl: I'm soo bored there's nothing to do!
Guy: Let's have a two person party!
Girl: I'll get my bear costume and some corn starch.
Guy: I'll watch you put on that costume.
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a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone
Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David
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Someone who likes D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet.
they can't swim, can't dance, and doesn't know karate.
Someone who should face it, they are never gonna make it.
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you have Gay Personality Disorder - Ray Toro
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Beating the shit out of your dick and then partner, while sing the lyrics to any 50s songs. Then find a third person and shove your fist as far up there ass as they spit on the other person face. Then you projectile cum on both of them, and then do a 3 hour anal session.
Any one up for a three person tickler?
Jasmins personality disorder is when some idiot named jasmin thinks they're 2 different people. Also known as schizophrenia
Person a: that person was just super nice to me!
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder
Lamis Is the coolest person you’ll ever meet and is the sexiest/attractive mf out there. if u encounter her, tell them they are gorgeous Lamis can be funny she's also super tough + strong (which im really proud of <3) The best thing about them is her huge heart. She has a way of making things feel better, and making people feel special. Just talk to her and you can tell she’s perfect. Out of anyone, any girl would be lucky to be with her or even have her as a friend. Lamis is very smart, beuatiful, creative and caring has the most beautiful eyes in the whole wide world. If you know her you wouldn't want to lose her in your life she’s a person who can do anything if she puts her mind to it. She wasn't always treated perfectly and might have went through a lot of hardships but came out better for the win. She can write really well,and has the best music taste + style!
Her mind has no limits
BRO I LOVE HER SO FUCKINV MUCH!!! /srs
lamis best person