playing Guess Who?

When you get a friend request from some random person on Facebook and there are multiple people in the profile picture, causing you to play Guess Who. Sometimes the actual requester is surrounded by beautiful people in their picture, causing you to become interested and add them as a friend.

overlooking friend who is checking friend requests on facebook*

Me: "Who the heck is that?"

Friend: "IDK man, theres two hot chicks and a butterface, im playing Guess Who? right now"

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Playing 'Fruit Ninja'

Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.

Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!

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not playing any games

basically means ur not fucking around

fuckin hell have u drank that whole bottle of vodka?

yeh im not playing any games

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go play in the road

An expression of anger towards a person or persons, indicating you would like them to leave.

Take your toys and go play in the road, idiot.

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playing with her turban

when you send all the wrong kind of signals to a person of the opposite sex when you have absolutely no intentions of starting a relationship.

usually just for the kick/thrill of knowing that you can. people who play with other people's turbans are usually regarded as jerk-offs.

"is Anthony two-timing his girlfriend with that new babe?"

"nah, he's just playing with her turban"

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Well played, sir

A fancier alternative to 'owned' or 'pwned'.

Can also be used as a compliment for a particularly good comment or as an admit to defeat after being owned.

Tom: Goddammit, why is my drain clogged again?

Bob: Because I came in it.

Tom: ...well played, sir.

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play too much

You mess around a lot. Everything is a joke to you.

Boy: *tries to pants girl*
Girl: Stop! You play too much!

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