When there’s thousands of jobs and you keep complaining there are none?!?!
I can’t decide if I should get a job , so right now I’m content with not being able to take a shit like the rest of the other pot rotters?!?!
When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.
He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.
When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.
Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.
Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants
Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.
When he cums inside of her nose and it goes up the nasal cavity
Dude! That bitch wanted it so bad I Neti Poted her and she sneezed for 2 days!
You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.
Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot