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pot rotter

When there’s thousands of jobs and you keep complaining there are none?!?!

I can’t decide if I should get a job , so right now I’m content with not being able to take a shit like the rest of the other pot rotters?!?!

by PrincessCockWhore1 August 20, 2019


Irish Pot of Gold

When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.

He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.

by Arisstonn April 3, 2024


Robert's Gumbo Pot

When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.

Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024


Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 11, 2017


Mucky Yoghurt Pot

A dirty old vagina

Eerrrrgghh!! I saw a mucky yoghurt pot in the swimming pool.

by Dr Jewskin83 August 9, 2017


Neti Pot

When he cums inside of her nose and it goes up the nasal cavity

Dude! That bitch wanted it so bad I Neti Poted her and she sneezed for 2 days!

by BlueMommaWolf February 12, 2018


Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022