Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

Put your foot in it

SUCKING TOES

PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT BABY GIRL

Put ‘em in Neutral

The act of putting 4 Benadryls in one’s energy drink, thus canceling out the effects.

Ivan: “Felipe did you go to the part last night?”

Felipe: “Yeah I went with Gavin.”

Ivan: “Did y’all see Jackson?”

Felipe: “Yeah, Jackson was acting hella crazy last night, I had to put ‘em in neutral .”

put up the shots

To search for. Fiji, if you're seeing this please ask us to date party.

"Yeah date party confirmed happening. I'll tell the guys to put up the shots for dates."

put the pizza in the fridge

Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.

- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!