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"After Shower Syndrome" occurs after a shower or bath.
Symptoms include: Holding in shit because "i just showered it would ruin my whole shower if i just shat after" Being wet and hot, skin feeling dry,not wanting to wear clothes because it feels weird,and many more
A.S.S for short
coined by discord user mansonk1tty#6666
"i can't go walking now,i have After Shower Syndrome i need my hair to be dry first!"
To bathe only the genital area.
I know I'm going to have sex now but I'm dirty and smelly with no time or place to shower. I'll just use my knapkins and some water and have a Roman Shower.
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Form of "bathing" when you are not able to shower for some reason. Using deodorant and cologne to disguise the fact that you did not shower
"Dude, you look like a mess."
"I woke up late and had to ke$ha shower."
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Irish colloquial expression for a group of people that you find incredibly annoying to be around. Generally people you know and dread meeting. But the term has broad applications in life.
The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.
Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"
Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"
Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"
Niall: "Yeah go on..."
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to throw feces, either human or animal, into a ceiling fan and let the pieces shower over you. This can be done naked or clothed.
Ew, what'd you do, take a Mexican shower this morning?
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While the phrase can be used to describe the literal acts of showering, drinking a protein shake, and shitting (in that order). It's main usage serves as a broad descriptor for one's daily ritual or routine, which often involves bathing, eating, and excreting.
Historically speaking, the 'shit' came before the 'shower'. However, the fact is that the shake (or food intake), must come before defecation can occur. In the event of multiple shit shower shake sequences, the 'shit' will still come before the 'shower' (see below), thus cleanliness is achieved and the natural order of occurrence is maintained.
shower shake |shit shower| shake shit shower shake shit shower shake shit shower
Acceptable variations:
- Shower shake shit
- Shower, shake, and shit.
- SSS, 3S, S³
"Hey you wanna play a game of League?"
"Not right now man, gonna shower, shake, and shit. I'll probably be online later."
When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.
Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower