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Slapping someone across the face with your vuvuzela as they attempt to steal your handbag/backpack at the world cup.
Did you see that girl give that guy a vuvu slap. Serves him right for trying to steal her handbag
Check that red mark on that guys cheak, he must have been given a mother of a vuvu slap.
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An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.
"Did you hear that Bob got Shit Slapped?"
"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"
"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"
"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."
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a slap issued to the back of the head , when a person of any hair colour has a blonde moment
'do boys have eyelashes'
'can you get sunburn from a cooker'
'are there buses in australia'
jocelyn comes back with a glass of cloudy water, jade says 'you should habe left the tap on longer' jocelyn replies' i put the tap on'
all these phrases owners have recieved a blonde slap.
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Aka Jack Balouras when he's not sucking on his mamma's titties.
"Where's ball slap Jack?"
"Sucking on his mammas titties"
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The act of being slapped so hard that it looks like chris brown slapped the hell outta you himself.
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To stick grafiti stickers on other people's property
Do you want to go sticker slap tonight?
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when a hoe(a.k.a slut) hooks up with you just for ass and then fucks u over a couple weeks later
Me: That girl hoe slapped me and now I have no one I can hook up with
Friend: Damn bro, that sucks, almost as much as that slut did to your penis
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