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shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.
I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair
I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.
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A team that is known for being Michigan’s son and doesn’t go to big ten championships.
Person 1: Did you see that ❌hi❌ State f❌❌tball game?
Person 2: Yeah! They suck, like, how do you lead 20-17 at halftime, then allow 28 unanswered and only score 3 the rest of the game?
identified by their disgusting uniform, if you vomit when you see it thats the one. incapable of recognising a drain usually resulting in death due to drowning. can be heard from miles away with their loud "ogga booga' call or "STATE HIGH TILL I DIE" chant.
Lucas: "oi aly$ha look at that ooga booga drowning in a drain state high head ass"
Aly$ha: "what a retard, he cant even walk straight, anyways lets get back to playing tag in the church"
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no but really, which one?
physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*
I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this
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Kinda like the I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ thing but with a different thing
Have😏you✨seen👀the🐱state😚of🦋her👩body💃 If🚤 I🧘 ♀️ beat🤜 it👩 💼 I👁 ain't🙅 ♀️ wearing👕 🅰️ Jonny👦 Adeola📍when💋 I👁 roll🤘 with👼 🅰️ geezer🛑 Is💠 it🟢 me👆 or😺 the💊 lifestyle🌌 sweetheart⛽️ Actually👹 I👁 don't🙅 ♀️ give🤲 🅰️ shit🤬
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You snitching on everybody telling people business being a rat
John; I just snitched on them for selling to them guys over there
Lil Dopefiend: Bruh c'mon you always state flexing