we need to talk

The beginning of the end in terms of relationships.

Girl: Honey, we need to talk.
Boy: Oh for fucks sake..

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we need to talk

It means someone needs to talk to you. Or if your penis is inable of pleasuring a woman, it COULD mean something else.

Hey, we need to talk. I think I have a plan for robbing that bank.

-Hey. We need to talk, about last night... Yea. You know. That fives minutes. YEA that five minutes.

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we need to talk

synonym: i'm dumping you, i'm sleeping with someone else, you're screwed

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we need to talk

Translation: You need a lawyer.

Honey, we need to talk.

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You talk about

The beginning to every sentence spout from every uneducated, talentless, self-indulgent blowhard sports commentator.

"You talk about a guy who couldn't get work outside of a public bathroom if sports weren't invented, and BOOM, John Madden's name is at the top of that list."

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talk about jesus

Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.

Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie

Minutes later

Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns

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always talking shit

Doesn't take einstein to figure this out but Smokey says it in Friday.

When his mum pisses him off, he says it under his breath a couple of times.

Parents: Fucking bastard pillock, do something with your life, find a job or something!!!

Dude: always talking shit

but you say it like Smokey,,,,,ALWAYS TALKIN SHIIIIIIT!

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