Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’
A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
Oh god no.... Not Test Subject 37...
Scientist: oh no, it can't be yo-you died you can't be here!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!
The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight
Step 2. Look down
Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail
The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning
If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
The act of recieving a titty fuck but to replace the the titties with your best friend or brother's testicles
"Linda bailed out on me last night, so my best friend gave me a good ol' Teste tickler."
Faster, lazier way to announce your departure.
Originally used when the phrase "See you later" was misunderstood.
Later it was used in place of See you later.
Dood A: Aight we're out.
Dood B: Aight Test fighter.