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When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?
Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.
Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.
Oh you got a new car? Have you given it the Taylor Test yet?
A useless money consuming event that my current cumdumpster has scheduled to kill me faster
This weekend i have to go scarf testing with with gf instead of doing cocaine with the boyz.
The definition of the Lebowski test.
When you meet someone you don't know at a party/gathering/wedding etc and they start with the small talk, ask them one question. "So you ever seen the big Lebowski" if they say yes, and say the movie sucked, politely thank them and walk away knowing the person has no sense of humour or taste in movies , and that you don't want anything to do with said person. I they say its awesome, then you have endless things to talk about.
The definition of the Lebowski test.
Person A: Hey man, some party huh.
Person B: Yeah, great party.
Person A: So you ever seen the big lebowski?
Person B: Yeah, what a piece of shit right? I dont get why people like that movie.
Person A: Sure sure, so have a good night, i gotta go. (Failed lebowski test)
History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.
I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test