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Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.
Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.
You do not in any circumstances chase another man's girl that's when you're bro connection is gone and you drop down to the snake pit. Unless she is the ho trying it on then do the dirty do and then tell the boyfriend, just like they do the (HOE'S) so time we start treating the ho's like equals just like they want.
Bro Code, what's happening is this what the bro code has come too.
A bro is allowed to date another bros sister as long as his name is Jade and you know he will treat her like a queen
Damn JADE is so cool he can over rule the bro code
The thing that all men should live by. If the Bro Code is lived by you must support the homies and make things easier for them.
Man that knows the bro code:
//www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/ut69j8/thanks_waiter/
Bro code in a nutshell
Johnathan: BROS BEFORE HOES
John: FUCK YEAH DUDE
Johnathan:NEVER SNITCH!
John: HELL YEAH
Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.
1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken
2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is
3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have ‘em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship
4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together
5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend
6. Nod up: Sup
Nod down: respect
7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there
8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
Timmy: I gotta hang out with Tiffany
Tom: Bro you gotta follow the bro code
The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.
Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay