A large drove of nerds entering panic when:
-Someone has made a typographical error.
-There are updates released for MMO games.
-Someone posts porn on their message board.
-Someone says "sport" out loud.
Nerd Stampede:
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 24 | Topic views: 353
*someone posts porn and gets banned*
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 1256 | Topic views: 22681
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A gathering of friends where 2 or more people are playing video games in the same room usually accompanied by pizza, soda, and all nighters
Bring two friends, a couple tv sets and your own games and let's do a nerd night.
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1. New Millennial wave of under qualified single minded enthusiasts
A. somebody who is considered to be excessively interested in a subject or activity that is regarded as too technical or scientific; but lacks enough skill, knowledge or common sense to be anything but dangerous to said process and commonly makes changes in proven, existing, and working hardware or software just to look like he is doing something.
Much to the detriment of the end user.
The Windows Vista debacle was obviously the work of Neo-Nerds.
The F 35 replaces several specific role aircraft and is about 1/2 as proficient as each of those aircraft are in their particular specialty with the additional benefit of costing twice or more of the original cost of of said aircraft it is intended to replace.
Of coarse; this unprecedented display of ill-logic would not be possible without a multitude of Neo Nerds in the government and private sector working hand in hand tirelessly to achieve a level of mediocrity never before seen in such a vast DOD project. Kudos to all! -not!
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When people get together play Texas Hold'Em poker and the first few people out of the game play video games while waiting for the next one to start.
You: Hey you want to get together with the boys this weekend for some Nerd Poker?
Me: Hell yes I do!!
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A undercover nerd is someone that is secretly smart, but doesn't appear to be smart. A undercover nerd can also be known as a cheater when it comes to computer games.
ex:
Cindy Woom: You a cheater
Jeff Bundy: Don't hate me cause I am smart
Cindy Woom: Is cheating really smart?
Jeff Bundy: I don't cheat. I am a undercover nerd.
Cindy Woom: Lier, your a undercover cheater!
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Someone who is immature and socially unacacepted, does not have anything to do with intelligence, thats a geek. Talks all the time about video games and can be seen playing yougeoh at lunch even in 9th gade wtf! Trys in school even if stupid
geeks are smart but modern nerds are not at least thats how it is in my school modern nerds are just who nerds are now it wasn't like that ten years ago whene live wasn't fucked up by all this im a ganter crap but it is now deal
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A group of nerds who have the ability of geniuses to create teleportation.
That nerd herd is doing a pretty spiffy job at creating teleportation for the future.
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