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Public college that says it has a “diverse" population. It spends way too much money on extra facilities to look nice on the outside while students complain about poor living conditions and everything being overpriced.
I'm a dj at 90.3 wmsc underground radio station at Montclair State University.
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Saint Leo University is located in Saint Leo, Florida. (yeah in the middle of nowhere) Saint Leo University aka SLU aka Leo Land is known for the sluty freshman.. and of course the upperclassmen who take advantage of this. Saint Leo had a beautiful campus with many gators in Lake Jovita.. and there are signs on campus that say "Please do not feed or molest the alligators" Back when the drinking age was 18 there was 3 bars on campus and was rated Top 10 in Playboys Party Schools... even though it is a catholic school.. there are several playboy videos shot throughout the campus. One of the prettiest places on campus and at night one of the best places to burn on campus!! Most the time when your down there other people will come to the lake doing the same thing!! Its always cool when you can go to Ralph's and see some of your teachers..
Most people have a love hate relationship with Saint Leo.. sometimes its called Saint Leo High School.
freshman girl: You can spell slut without SLU!!!!! Gotta love that Saint Leo University
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sketch kid: Dude put that out someone's coming.
** people come into view**
chill kid: Oh word! Whats good bra?
other kid: Oh ya know, nothing.. chilllin**
chill kid: Yeah bra, same here
**everyone burns together**
sketch kid: Dude im so hungry.. penny meal?
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student: Dude Saint Leo University is the shit!!
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A public university located in Pensacola, Florida. Filled with the most badass people in america, this university strives to dominate the world while limiting the retards of society each and every day.
Dude, which university do you go to?
I fuckin' go to the University of West Florida, or better yet, the United Workers of Freedom...(from retards)!
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Located in the best fuckin town in the world, Grand Junction Colorado. Colorado Mesa University (formerly Mesa State) is a place where High Schoolers and College kids don't think its weird to party together, or get high in the desert, or walk down the ever-famous North Avenue into the wee hours of the morning. CMU has the best of everything, babes, parties, and the second most dispensaries in western Colorado. Don't even think about moving to Grand Junction without knowing what a full suspension mountain bike is, or what a double cork rodeo looks like. Yeah, meth and shit is made like candy down there but hey, you don't have to do it. And once you walk into Country Jam, you'll see why the birth rate sky rockets exactly nine months afterwards. Where Chaco's and Air Jordan's are worn equally, CMU doesn't Fuck around.
"Hey man, where do you go to college?"
"Colorado Mesa University. BRO"
"Do you do meth?"
"only once....."
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Located in Morgantown, West Virginia, this school is home to the world's finest couch burners. They usually have a pretty decent football team and basketball team, although the 2009-2010 basketball team won the Big East Championship and made it to the NCAA Final Four. Many innocent couches were burned those nights.
Their biggest sports rival is whoever they happen to be playing that night, though they do particularly hate Pitt, and will usually shout "Eat shit Pitt" at games. The fans offten times make sports center because of their heckling tactics (which include shouting the name of a coach's misstress) and throwing trash onto the floor and at players from the other school. The rowdy fans are offten times from New Jersey, but can be just about anyone from the school if they're playing Pitt. They burn couches and sing "Country Roads" after every game.
Mom- What should we do with this old couch?
Dad- Hey, let's send it to our son that goes to West Virginia University that way he has something to burn after the game!
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The latest installment in the Phantasy Star Series after Phantasy Star Online. This MMORPG is highly addictive and may you hooked for hours. It can be shortened to PSU.
Phantasy Star Universe is the shit man!
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A university created by the federal government in 1946 located in Canberra, Australia.Has a quite large campus with lots of nice trees and big concrete balls on the ground.According to the Times it's ranked 16th in the world (the first in Australia), thereby making it the best university in Australia. A somewhat rival is the University of Canberra. Has a good reputation, but still a bit... iffy. Abbreviated to 'ANU'. This leads to many hilarious acronyms and abbreviations (for example: "Australian National University Student" become "ANUS").
Dude #1: "Hey dude, what uni do you go to?"
Dude #2: "The Australian National University."
Dude #1: "Awesome."
Dude #2: "Yeah, better than UC."
Dude #1: "Hey, I go to UC!"
Dude #2: "Awesome."
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