hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

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Your Baby Can Read

A TV show or whatsoever that was made by Robert C. Titzer. WAIT NO-

Person 1: What are you watching?
Person 2: Your Baby Can Read.
Person 1: Isn't that for babies?
Person 2: Your such a asshole. Someday, you will know.
Person 1: Your not even a baby.
Person 2: I know. But I remembered this.
Person 1: But you are fucking *insert age*.

trash canned cake bag

your brother boasting about how ripped they are

brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag

Can you feel the electricity?

A catchphrase of a backyard wrestler, clearly ripped off from The Rock.

Terry: Hey, dude, what's up?

Me: *Standing on top of a ladder* CAN YOU FEEL THE ELECTRICITY?!

boil the can out of them

To boil can vegetables so long that they lose the can taste out of them. To make can vegetables taste like fresh vegetables.

Oh Baby, can green beens are good. You just gotta boil the can out of them first.

Can you shit pink

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.

<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*