Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD)

- noun

1. A psychiatric disorder characterized by a subject's obsessive thoughts and subsequent compulsions to check his/her email.

Tara's Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD) has severely compromised her job performance.

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wrote a check your ass cant cash

talking trash that one cant back up

you just wrote a check your ass cant cash

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check yourself before you wreck yourself

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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"

A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.

(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)

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"Ayo, Christine. I done seen my girl loving up another man."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."

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check her out with your pecker out

To go somewhere with your girlfriend,wife,lover,mistress, or prostitute with the intention of having sex with her.

Synonyms:

hang out with your wang out

cool out with your tool out

I just met this one very hot girl for my taste at the topless bar and tonight I'm gonna go check her out with my pecker out.

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Check Thyself Before Thy Wreck Thyself

also known as the 11th commandment, is essentially a rule where you need to think hard about what you're about to say to make sure that you don't say something bad that happens to apply to you too.

to put yourself in a corner by your own statement or action.

ghost 1: man ghosts are such losers

ghost 2: dude, you're a ghost.

ghost 1: bro, you're right

ghost 2: check thyself before thy wreck thyself...

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Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.

Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself

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Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

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