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Williamsburg Christian academy is a school in, I kid you not, toano, Virginia. It has kindergarten-12th grade. Everyone in this school (there’s not a lot of students) is either really cool or really annoying. Most of the annoying ones are middle school students with the exception of the classic red neck, conservative, yee yee high schooler. The best part of the school, in my opinion, is the 4:20 Bible verse in the cafetorium™︎. Most of the students end up there from either dropping out or being pulled out of warhill high school.
Person 1: hey you heard Layla transferred to Williamsburg Christian Academy?
Person 2: to where? Oh you mean the school with the ugly khaki uniform?
Person 1: yeah that’s the one!
dumb school that makes you pay 120k for an education u can probably get from other schools
they cant give us colored chalk because they dont have budget my ass
no shat cause u keep wasting it on useless projects that only they will benefit from!
come on down to jubilee for a joke of a principal and a crackhead math teacher!!!!!
you're from jubilee christian academy? what a joke!!
paying 120k for jubilee christian academy, you got scammed LMAOO
Literally just a frat house disguised to look like a church school
Bro I just got my girl from Southside Christian School
Nah, I already know her cooch is all over Snapchat
I was called to the office at Christian Academy of Louisville for a poop sock
Noun: The actual clock/timeframe under which Christians in groups operate and actually begin whatever it is they are gathering to do, whether it's church service, Bible study, community group, hangouts, social events, prayer groups, or coffee, you are operating on CST when everyone is just that "little bit" late. This can mean five to twenty minutes post supposed-actual-clock beginning time, depending on region, denomination, or other factors, including predominant gender or parental status of the group's members. Unless you have the countdown timer on your PowerPoint before church service begins. Then, you're just a stickler for procedure and accuracy.
"That community group is on Christian Standard Time. We got time to make a pit stop at Chick Fil A for a large lemonade. We won't miss anything."
"Hey guys, nice of you to join us, what, you think we are on Christian Standard Time over here? The meeting started ten minutes ago."
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Oh my god his sex was so good he had to be a Christian Lee rutter