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Dude that guy got a Level 5 Christianity on the test what a pleb
I was called to the office at Christian Academy of Louisville for a poop sock
Noun: The actual clock/timeframe under which Christians in groups operate and actually begin whatever it is they are gathering to do, whether it's church service, Bible study, community group, hangouts, social events, prayer groups, or coffee, you are operating on CST when everyone is just that "little bit" late. This can mean five to twenty minutes post supposed-actual-clock beginning time, depending on region, denomination, or other factors, including predominant gender or parental status of the group's members. Unless you have the countdown timer on your PowerPoint before church service begins. Then, you're just a stickler for procedure and accuracy.
"That community group is on Christian Standard Time. We got time to make a pit stop at Chick Fil A for a large lemonade. We won't miss anything."
"Hey guys, nice of you to join us, what, you think we are on Christian Standard Time over here? The meeting started ten minutes ago."
King dick daddy! Every girl needs one!
Oh my god his sex was so good he had to be a Christian Lee rutter
Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle
Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell
Currently less than a year old.
"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"
"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."
Literally just a frat house disguised to look like a church school
Bro I just got my girl from Southside Christian School
Nah, I already know her cooch is all over Snapchat