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When a lady experiences and "ick" or her partner does something that turns her off.
"Lady boner gone, he dry humping me and huffing like a dog." said Lay Bankz.
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from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.
That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.
Arms that have saggy flabby bits near the armpit, that droop when the arms are raised and bulge out when the arms are by one's sides. It tends only to be women who suffer from dinnerlady arms.
Nice dress.....shame about the dinner lady arms
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The top nickname for one of the most popular newspapers in the U.S., The New York Times.
Veronica opened her copy of the Old Gray Lady to read baking recipes and about the Mets' losing streak.
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LADY GAGA CAME TO PROMINENCE FOLLOWING THE RELEASE OF HER DEBUT STUDIO ALBUM THE FAME (2008), WHICH SOLD OVER 15 MILLION COPIES WORLDWIDE. THE ALBUM EARNED HER SIX GRAMMY NOMINATIONS AND TWO WINS AS WELL AS A SLEW OF OTHER AWARDS RECOGNITION, INCLUDING A RECORD SETTING THIRTEEN MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARD NOMINATIONS. GAGA IS THE FIRST ARTIST IN HISTORY TO CLAIM FOUR #1 HITS FROM A DEBUT ALBUM.
SHE IS ALSO THE ONLY ARTIST IN THE DIGITAL ERA TO TOP THE 5 MILLION SALES MARK WITH HER FIRST TWO HITS. GAGA BROKE THE RECORD WHEN HER SINGLE "POKER FACE" REACHED 5 MILLION IN SALES AFTER HER DEBUT SINGLE "JUST DANCE" ACCOMPLISHED THE SAME FEAT THE YEAR BEFORE.
THE FIRST SINGLE FROM BORN THIS WAY, TITLE TRACK "BORN THIS WAY", SET A MUSIC INDUSTRY RECORD BY BECOMING THE FASTEST SINGLE IN HISTORY TO REACH SALES OF 1,000,000 COPIES (FIVE DAYS AFTER ITS FEBRUARY 11TH RELEASE). ONLY THE 19TH SINGLE TO EVER DEBUT AT #1 ON THE BILLBOARD HOT 100 (ISSUE DATE FEBRUARY 26,2011), THE RECORDING WAS LADY GAGA'S THIRD #1 ON THE CHART. ON ITUNES, THE SONG DEBUTED AT THE TOP SPOT IN 14 COUNTRIES, INCLUDING THE U.S., AND HIT #1 IN ALL 23 ITUNES STORES WORLDWIDE ITS FIRST WEEK OUT. "BORN THIS WAY" WAS GAGA'S 7TH SINGLE TO HIT #1 AT TOP 40.
HER CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY HAVE GARNERED HER NUMEROUS ACHIEVEMENTS INCLUDING FIVE GRAMMY AWARDS AMONGST TWELVE NOMINATIONS, TWO GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS AND THE ESTIMATED SALE OF 15 MILLION ALBUMS AND 51 MILLION SINGLES WORLDWIDE.
"I never met a more talented person in my life... I think she's Lady Gaga going to become as big as Elvis Presley." -Tony Bennett
" I am a big fan of Lady Gaga" Rob Halford, lead singer of Judas Priest and Metal God.
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A female version of an unconventional sex act. A female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. When he is about to ejaculate, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. She rides him to orgasm as tries to remove her from his penis.
This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.
My boyfriend didn't get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, I gave him a Donkey Punch (ladies) !
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1)To confuse random words and outfits with creativity.
2)To attempt to use a high volume of ideas to pass oneself off as creative over quality of ideas.
Wow you're songs sound like juvenille jiberish and you dress like a person with no personality trying to cover up with silly random outfits that seemed to have had zero thought involved you must be full of Lady Gaga creativity.
Wow it looks like all you do to create one of your outfits is walk outside see something and make a poorly constructed outfit out of it however you do this so often you must be some sort of genius,you must wield Lady Gaga creativity.
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