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shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.
I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair
I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.
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A team that is known for being Michigan’s son and doesn’t go to big ten championships.
Person 1: Did you see that ❌hi❌ State f❌❌tball game?
Person 2: Yeah! They suck, like, how do you lead 20-17 at halftime, then allow 28 unanswered and only score 3 the rest of the game?
identified by their disgusting uniform, if you vomit when you see it thats the one. incapable of recognising a drain usually resulting in death due to drowning. can be heard from miles away with their loud "ogga booga' call or "STATE HIGH TILL I DIE" chant.
Lucas: "oi aly$ha look at that ooga booga drowning in a drain state high head ass"
Aly$ha: "what a retard, he cant even walk straight, anyways lets get back to playing tag in the church"
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no but really, which one?
physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*
I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this
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Kinda like the I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ thing but with a different thing
Have😏you✨seen👀the🐱state😚of🦋her👩body💃 If🚤 I🧘 ♀️ beat🤜 it👩 💼 I👁 ain't🙅 ♀️ wearing👕 🅰️ Jonny👦 Adeola📍when💋 I👁 roll🤘 with👼 🅰️ geezer🛑 Is💠 it🟢 me👆 or😺 the💊 lifestyle🌌 sweetheart⛽️ Actually👹 I👁 don't🙅 ♀️ give🤲 🅰️ shit🤬
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A satire derivative of "United States of America" hinting to how the U.S.A. is being controlled and "occupied" by the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee lobby via "donating" to congressmen in order to serve Israel's interests.
-Did you know that speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, is in bed with AIPAC?
-Lol...it's the United States of AIPAC at this point...
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