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The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom
Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"
You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"
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Hoodie with a hole cut inside the pockets to put your dick into and masturbate publicly without anyone noticing
Guy #1: What the fuck are you doing?
Guy #2: It's freezing
Guy #1: Is that a dick hoodie
Guy #2: You got me!
(Both guys laugh and guy #2 cums)
someone who's never had any sexual experiences.
"hey cobweb dick"
It is a man slut that bounces from one chick to another. His dick is then called a "pogo dick". He will pretty much fuck anything that moves and once he fucks one bitch then he is on the hunt for another bitch to bounce into. Its like a niggah on a pogo stick bouncing from one place to another but instead it's a dick bouncing from one pussy to another.
"He fucked Jenny then he fucked Maddie and now he's fuckin Jenny again... He's gotta pogo dick!"
The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.
Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!
Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!
Someone who has been less fortunate in the endowment department.
Someone who's personality is lacking some.
Dont worry its only manny...he's a wee dick.
A genetic mutation that causes the penis to grow gradually larger the closer it gets to the balls.
I fucked this guy last night, it hurt, he had a pyramid dick!