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Jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior
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I was tearin it up til the bitch was bout to squirt, when i left that fuckin bitch with a red purple pussy!
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A sparkley purple zebra is a nickname used to describe a woman who is beautiful, intelligent, awesome and who can always make your day. more often than not a " Vanessa" will be refered to as a sparkley purple zebra, just like a vanessa, sparkley purple zebras can be very hard to come by and should be cherished and loved.
She is my sparkley purple zebra
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An instance in which blunt force trauma is exerted through the phallus and scrotal region and into the perineum resulting in sub dermal hemorrhaging in the shape of grimace ( the mcdonalds mascot)
Hey bro did you hear what happened to todd at the party last night ?
Yea bro, his girl caught him cheating and she gave him a wisconsin purple grimace.
An extremely engorged cock head.
Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.
Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.
My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.
I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.
A guy with a very veiny penis.
Last night, Liam sent me a picture of his purple love muscle.
The biggest Asshole on the planet
Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow