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When a man and a woman are deeply in love the woman will defecate into a sock of her choosing and have the man beat her with it till she looses consciousness.
person 1: what you do last night
person 2: my girl made me give her the old Alabama shit sock
person 1: atta boy
When one of your perverted friends puts a sock on his penis for fun or for pleasure
“Hey did you hear ___ did sock man dan last night”
What someone has when they have extremely stinky, sweaty, smelly feet right after they take their shoes off after a day of walking around. A toxic green cloud usually insues from said sock, warning all within the vicinity.
"Damn dude, put your shoes back on, you have an extreme case of toxic sock syndrome!"
Usually carried after the red sock, this involves docking with the sock. Often carried out by an Avionics Tradesman.
Adam red sock docked his boyfriend after a particularly rough anal sex session.
Socks that go past the knee, and reach up to the thigh. Sometimes used as a term for thigh high stockings, which are thinner amd sheerer fabric. Thigh highs are worn with skirts and shorts, often with converse or knee boots. Thigh highs are considered sexy, as they often reveal only a portion of the leg. Not to be worn by people who can't brave knee socks.
Guy 1: Damn, did you see Stacy today?
Guy 2: No. What about her
Guy 1: She wore these white socks. They were up to her thigh, and she had these short shorts, and it was HOT.
Guy 2: Thigh high socks? I gotta see that.
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Totally Awesome, Best Thing Ever, Turns Me On, Makes Me Tremendously Happy, Overly Excited Response To Good News
That Rocks My Socks!
You Totally Rock My Socks!
That Rocks My Fucking Socks Dude!
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A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.
Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>
Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/
Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom
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