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Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.
Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!
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When someone smells something that has a foul odor causing them to make a weird gesture with there lip/face.
Unfortunately for some people they were born with turd lip.
She had turd lip
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1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.
2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.
3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
I had to bunny hop a turd gauntlet on the descent.
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The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.
Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.
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A surprise small amount of stool that that is excreted after an individual believes the bowl movement is completed.
I had wiped twice and was about to flush when I was surprised to have a g-turd.
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To rush to the toilet thinking you had to poop
I thought I was going to crap my pants, but it was a ghost turd
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a paper left in your pocket after a ite wash which yurns into white glob which looks a turd
i left really important papers in my pocket yesterday but now all thats left arre pocket turds.
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