co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

co-uncle-in-law.

half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-uncle is a good person.

half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-uncle.

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

sally uncle

when you deeply dislike someone

"gosh i hate her"
"i know right! she such a sally uncle"

Uncle Jim

A kind uncle that gives you 50$

OMG uncle Jim Is Here!!!!

Uncle Jim

The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy

Uncle Jim is a pedophile
Let’s go play golf with your Uncle Jim