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when an NFL football team and its idiot fans (they know who they are) get their hearts ripped out by the young assassin Bengals #9
lol. Don't cry Ravens fan, you thought you had a chance to win, but instead you got burrowed
A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.
Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?
Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!
to do what is needed or expected. especially when agreed upon prior to the circumstance.
to have someone's back or be there for them physically, emotionally, mentally, spiritually, etc..
someone to lean on when shit gets real and is needed the most.
to support someone during a difficult situation.
Sarah: You came thru for me when I ripped my jeans and you had another pair in your locker last week.
Kasha: You know I got you girl!
It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.
Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"
What a homosexual says to another homosexual in a public bathroom when one of them wants to drink cum.
One homosexual sitting in a stall looking for a dick to suck hears somebody sit down in the next stall. He writes on a piece of toilet paper phony like you the other guy writes "yes" and oral pleasure occurs when the first guy enters the stall next to his.
Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?
Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."
This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).
Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes
(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU
(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh
(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne
(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean