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Love you more

This hereby states that it is a known fact the Samuel love Sophia nore

I love you more

by MrSamIsPog March 18, 2023


Love you more

I hope no one i know ever finds this
When you truly love the person you are saying this to more than they do and you know you do, just like i did and i knew i did and he didnt listen and now i cry in my washroom even though its been over a month and youre already with her when you promised me you would put some distance between yourself if i wanted, but you didnt and you started flirting with her the day after you broke up with me when you promised you wouldnt and im just ranting to whoever reads this but truly pranav, I loved you more

I said-"I love you more"

by rantaccountbcsmyexsucked December 11, 2024


You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"

"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"

by abdul1wx April 22, 2016


She will snip you

A fate worse than divorce

When you are married and decide to fuck around and instead of your wife divorcing you she stays with you to only always remind you that you fucked up.
She will snip you so bad you’ll be begging for divorce.

by S/he’s just a friend January 3, 2024


i low you

I'm trying to get you to be as low as possible in life. But the person hears I love you. Almost the exact opposite of I love you. This has happened to me.

I love you.

I low you too, ha ha ha

by Mikalay July 11, 2022


Hey how you doin

A fat line of the finest powder.

Yooooo I need a lil Hey how you doin

by blackestbaby July 27, 2024


Screw you day

On the day 29 October.Anyone whose name begins with the following will be slapped 5 times:
A E C N W

1.“Hey it’s national Screw you day!
2.”oh yeah I forgot here slap my back.”

by PrivvSquahy! October 28, 2019