Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?
Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."
Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
Hey Rayaan can I get a free refill?
I got you out the way with a tip.
sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shojo👻na💅no ✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦
I wanna wanna touch you(r) body body body -
when sum1 is rite about somethin.
chris: todai has been borin.
jack: yer you no dat blud!!
A way to spam your Facebook friends wall.
"Yo bro I sent you a trade"