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Knocking someone out with your fist or an object
"Aii Man from me blud move or ill bang you one time"
When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
its an expression you say when you are surprised and Shocked at the same time.
person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car
person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !
I swear have you not seen the setting? Setting these nuts on yo face.
When someone takes a fairly large step right before stopping with one or more people behind them. Usually in Marching Band.
Right before we stopped, he took a Fuck You step, leaving me way behind.
When an authority figure such as an army captain or schoolteacher threatens to punish you by bending down, grabbing your ankles from behind, lifting you into the air and shoving his dick in your mouth
"Man, my PE teacher was so mad at you yesterday he threatened to turn you upside down!"
Gusset Granules are designed to disperse the odour of haddock in a ladies love equipment.
My girl was sat on the sofa watching TV and every so often a haddock pong wafted in to my line of smell. I immediately put her in the bath and drove to the closest pharmacy selling the much needed Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!).