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heart ejaculation

A Heart Ejaculation is a cardio vascular nut bust that’s only experienced when you’re doing something of extreme self satisfaction.

Porter: Bro! my chest just busted a fat nut
Doug: Damn bro thats heart ejaculation

by Jom1 July 23, 2019


Heart posture

Something Starbucks loving, Uggs wearing, Live Laugh Love sign sharing women say when they adjust their feelings to fit a situation that wasn't what they wanted or expected. The opposite of realizing life is full of ups and downs and all you can do sometimes is just deal with it.

This Thanksgiving didn't turn out quite like she wanted but she adjusted her heart posture and went along with it like a good conservative woman would.

by Chaosoftime10 November 27, 2021


Single Hearted

You are broken hearted and probably have dyed hair

“She Is so Single Hearted”
What a bitch
“She sucked Jeremy last night”

by DaddyMwH November 8, 2021


italian heart attack

Fried lasagna

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack

by LuigiNumberOne December 30, 2017


Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.

*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!

by Tyris9 April 9, 2021


Conversation Hearts

the most terrible candy imaginable.

Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.

by therealtruth_ February 17, 2022


Animal-hearted

Animal-hearted is a sub-community of the Otherkin community. Animal-hearted can be defined as when a person identifies as human but has a strong "connection with" or feels a "relation with" an animal.

Unlike someone who identifies with the term Therian

Person one: I dont think I am therian as I identify more spiritually WITH animals rather than AS one
Person two: I think that would fall under the definition "Animal-hearted"

by BrunOst January 27, 2024