Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark

The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.

Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.

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Sketch Master Mickey Mike

A) A person or situation in which the intentions are not thorough or are lacking detail, usually to the point where feelings of upmost discomfort and anxiety are the norm for all who surround the culprit. Sketch Master Mickey Mike is usually referenced when one wants to leave a situation permanently and never return again for fear of a mugging, raping, death, or combination of all three.

B) Someone who is shady or shifty, more so than most. Picture a trench coat.

C) The master of sketchy.

(Note that the culprit doesn't have to be named Mike.)

Dude, remember that guy who tried to sell us tweak on the corner after he asked for directions to the abortion clinic? He was Sketch Master Mickey Mike.

Mike "Mad Dog" Najarian

Mike Najarian, also known as Maddog, is the drummer for the Boston-based rock group, State Radio. He is from Duxbury, MA, attended Boston College, and has been with State Radio since early 2006.
Najarian is a fiercely aggressive drummer and is often the biggest source of energy when State Radio is on stage. Since his addition to State Radio, he has been accredited for inspiring an even greater sense of rock and energy in the band. To quote Chad Urmston, State Radio's lead singer, "Because Maddog plays like an animal."

"That's Mad Dog on the drum kit!"
"Mike "Mad Dog" Najarian is one sexy individual."

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DJ Mike Blades

Trance DJ from Australia.

Plays all styles of electronica and specializes in making the crowd beg for "one more song"

Also the creater and DJ host of the TrancenDance web radio show

did you hear TrancenDance last night??

Yeah DJ Mike Blades drop some wicked traxx

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Saxo Hater Mike

A superstar
drives a cool car

misunderstood by the swansea morons

beyond definition

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Mike Green

NHL player (Washington Caps).

Dan Aykroyd's hockey playing twin. Both are Canadian, look/are overweight and have a receding hairline.

The second most unattractive player for the Washington Caps. His girlfriend's name is Gr8. She eats children and small furry animals.

Drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.

Mike Green: My name is Mike Lambor-Green-hi!!! Ain't I clever, eh?

Gr8: ARghvgqliwbvü098r0z8vgob048tr9^74tz873gtf87u
Play hard I Crosby no good I better I dum dum dum I Stanley Cup I in Brooksy ass I liiiiike it warm

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lima lima mike foxtrot

means "lost like a mother fucker"

Rescue One: Fallen Angel one what is your grid? Over.
Fallen Angel One: Rescue One we are lima lima mike foxtrot, break, last grid Yankee tree six, break, current heading approx whiskey. How copy?

Rescue One = rescue team looking for downed helo pilot

Fallen Angel = downed helo pilot needing rescue heading approximately west.