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when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous
Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls
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A man whose balls are hidden beneath a womans skirt . A guy who follows blindly whatever his female partner asks of him .
A man who has female attributes and willingly allows his female partner to orchestrate the relationship . Skirt balls refers to the organ the male having characteristics of a skirt ball . Extensive research indicate mutation in the seminiferous tubules causing formation of skirt-like covering.
Eg. Alisons boyfriend was dubbed a skirt ball in high school as he followed her to every cheerleading practice .
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When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't
Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot
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Geeking to the highest degree. When geeking balls you most likely are laughing so hard that you cant move. You may have to remind yourself to breath.
Dude, I am totally fucking geeking balls over here.
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An old/cheaper golf ball that a golfer is not afraid to lose in a water hazard.
I don't want to lose another of my new balls on this hole. Think I'll pull a "water ball" out of my bag this time. If I hit it in the drink, no big loss.
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Wiki Ball is a game played on wikipedia. The goal is to get from one wikipedia entry to a totally unrelated entry using only the links on the page. It is a tricky game that requires thought and planning. The goal is to get from the starting page to the finishing page in the least amount of clicks possible.
I was playing wiki ball today and it only took me 9 clicks to get from the page for Jimmy Carter to the movie Iron Man
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A game in which the word "balls" is shouted as loud as possible in the presence of authority, without them noticing. Popular in middle schools, high schools, and other places of immaturity.
a typical round of the balls game:
Student 1: BALLS
Student 2: BALLS!
Student 3: BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!
Student 1: Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls...
Person with some fucking sense: Shut the fuck up!
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