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a game played with many men in a circle racing to ejaculate onto a bun, cake or pastry, with the person last to ejaculate having to eat the bun, cake or pastry.
hey! lets have a game of cum bun!
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A girl who enjoys recieving large amounts of semen poured upon her body, or injesting said semen. Usually works for www.cumonherface.com see also Bukkake
Wow, my puny ejaculation couldn't fulfill that cumslut of a mother of yours
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When the girl (or guy if gay) has say if and how you can ejaculate.
similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
Scenario #1
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"
Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.
girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"
Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"
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When you get semen all over your hands after ejaculating on them, leaving a sticky glove-like casing on your hand and requiring cleanup.
I didn't have anywhere to blow my load, so I shot it into my free hand. I need to wash my cum glove off.
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When you do a facial to a girl while she's wearing glasses.
Dude, I jizzed all over her face while she was wearing her cum goggles!
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A snack made specifically for giagantic whores who crave penis milk. The recipe is pretty simple: Get a cupcake, then cum on it. The result is that you have a cum cupcake. Enjoy. Don't microwave.
Julie was feeling pretty hungry and that bitch already ate all my food so I decided to fix her a nice little cum cupcake and watch her eat that shit. I got bored after that and went to watch some food network and beat off.
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This game is usually played with 3 or more paticipants in any enviroment.
To play this game, first you must buy a muffin and hollow out the top to mid-center like a basin.
Next players "Circle jerk" into the muffin. Whoever is last to ejaculate into the muffin is the person who must eat the muffin, or they are bludgeoned by their friends.
Simply put, this game is "Last to beat it, eat it."
Did you hear about Nick downing that cum muffin? GROSS! I bet he liked it..
That Ryan kid came first, I think he's gay..
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