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5 second rule

A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.

"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."

by dungbeetle July 10, 2004

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Ugh Factor 5

5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fashion style level is and ugh factor of 1-3.

You definantly need to get a new watch, that's like ugh factor 5 at least.

by jake April 2, 2005

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5 more minutes

A person usually says this when they were sleeping and got woken up by an alarm or person. They usually don't come after 5 minutes.

"Wake up, (tired person), it's time to go to school." said (person). "5 more minutes!" (tired person) said.

by Ana Rat June 18, 2022


5 legged caribou

A man on all fours, whose dick is so big it touches the ground.

Im about to get that 5 legged Caribou.

by Romy Hart July 7, 2014


5 Seconds of Direction

5 Seconds of Direction is 9 guys consisting of One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer. They toured together for One Direction's Take Me Home and Where We Are tour. These 9 boys are the reason that millions of fangirls had could not function properly and have major fangirl moments. But now these fangirls are hoping these 9 boys collab and go on tour again.

These boys, 5 seconds of direction, saved our lives.

by Luna_1d_soml October 30, 2019


5 year olds

theses mfs have a literal spasms every time they see with ".EXE" at the end. They're also toxic little assholes that LOVEEE fortnite and cringey ass youtube videos and things that have died out like 3 years ago.

"Ew it's 5 year olds watching Lankybox!!!"

by Youcantusethisusernow1 May 26, 2023


5 Minute Mate

When a stranger approaches you for no apparent reason and almost immediately tells you their life story. Public transport, bars and queues are the most popular places for the 5 Minute Mate to be found. Often they will start with a casual comment relevant to the situation and progress very quickly leading to you knowing everything that ever happened to them in their life in 5 minutes. They'll walk away leaving you tired and confused but safe in the knowledge you just made another 5 Minute Mate.

"Oh my this bank queue doesn't seem to be getting any shorter."
Me: "I know, terrible isn't it..."
"I remember once being in a queue for an hour just to pay in a cheque and then I was late for a doctors appointment to see whether the mole on my back was malignant or not. Turns out it wasn't but actually on the same day I found out I had a VD, I just mentioned a pain when I was urinating, you know a passing comment...of course I confronted my wife. She denied it. I was hoping she had changed her ways but she'd been shagging the Insurance guy. Last time it was the man who fitted the cable. It's funny you know, I used to sell insurance. Now I sell carpet cleaners...anyway no cancer but I ended up at the VD clinic and divorced. She got the dog, I was upset but I was always a little allergic to the hairs. I have a cat now. Called him Byron after my twin brother who died when I was 7....." and so it goes on for 3 more minutes.
The 5 Minute Mate.

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013