i can go to sleep

I can review it for you :)

Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work

I can make this better

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else

Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better

can I get a piece

1. A sexual inquisition.
2. Also a request for props typically immediately following a success of some sort.

Can I get a piece of that ass?

you can stop now

for a person to make something come to an end at this moment

me: name some vegetables
friend: carrot, onion, lettuce...
me: thanks
friend: ...green pepper, spinach broccoli
me: you can stop now

“Idk if I can squirt”

This term can my used by a female that has only creamed and not squirted while having an orgasm.

Dad: I am gonna make you squirt so much in bed tonight baby
Daughter: “idk if I can squirt” I have only creamed

you can rock em

You wear it well

You would look good with Oakley sunglasses. You can rock em

can he love me?

SADLY NO HAHAHAH :(
GO SEARCH SOMEONE ELSE TO LOVE :)
just give up don't hurt yourself :)

can he love me? .......