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1. some 13 year old kid who got himself into a shit ton of hate by causing drama in an online community
2. a moronic person
"Jesus, that girl's a huge Isaac Anthony!"
A Greasy Anthony is a high school student ( particularly Italian ), who believes he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. He treats everyone except his blind puppets like trash, drives a slightly above average car with the Italian flag somewhere on his car to remind you of his heritage and gloats about it to all of his simple minded adorers. They usually have poser military fade haircuts because they are afraid to show some originality, bright collection of mismatching shoes ( every color of the rainbow ), football/wrestling scholarship in the future, good shape with spray tan and blinding white teeth from too much mouth wash, greasy hair with or without gel, low-eye lid brown eyes and extremely laid back attitude or open-eye lid eyes with an extremely obnoxious and cocky attitude, lays back at their desk, leaves feet in between desk rows for people to trip on, sits in the back to talk shit about the students in front and throw paper at them and deny throwing it, or when they are caught they say "you mad bro?" while smiling smugly?douchely. Then say "I was just messing with you bro" while not losing their posture or atitude.
Buttersworth: I don't like the new kid in class.
Francois: What don't you like about him?
Buttersworth: The way he prides himself around like he's above everyone else.
Francois: Yeah he's a real Greasy Anthony that schmuck.
Noun
1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb
1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium
2. To comfort
Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
Noun example:
Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"
Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:
A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"
B:"Oh fr fr"
A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:
A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
A VERY CUTE MAN THAT HALARIOUS AND AWESOME TO BE AROUND
OMFG DID YOU SEE ANTHONY RANDAZZO HES SO COOL FUCK MR DADDY
Gay ass bitch who kills KKK characters on red dead 2
Why are you such a Anthony Oliver
The immortal god D'Anthony plays soccer for saltfleet and is a god at it and shorty taming, But after early soccer pratise in the morning D'Anthonys shlong gets super smelly and u can smell it from miles away. His shorties notice it and taste it when they run bare top later that night after they go on dates.
sarahar: d anthonys cock is bare smelly when i run top i can smell it from miles away
maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece
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To unfairly get upset with another person in various situations solely based on the fact that they do not return unrequited feelings. Can also be called Christianing
Stop Anthonying it.