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The dried-out, hardened remains of sperm that collects, along with hair and dirt, at the bottom of the bath drain. Depending on how many males in your household that partake in masturbation while bathing, enough "stones" can be built up to prevent adequate drainage in as little as one week. Baby stones can also be found in sink drains.
"Today I had to clean out the bath drain, there were enough baby stones in there to choke a donkey."
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A pistol with excellent fire power. Available in 3 calibers, ideal for small-hand shooters, and all are black and made of steel except the ones with polymer frames.
My homie just got a new baby eagle.
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When one looks at another's baby photos, they will notice the baby will look fat, so one would say "you were one chubby baby!"
Mike: These were my baby pictures.
Girlfriend: Wow, you were one chubby baby...
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A child that is "painted" with airbrushed makeup to look like a freakish barbie doll for children's beauty pageants.
That TLC special on painted babies always creeps me out
Woa, check out that painted baby in Little Miss Sunshine, what a freak!
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Derogatory slang for an excessively obese woman.
Dude, check out that rhino baby.
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Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.
We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.
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