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Baby Eagle

A pistol with excellent fire power. Available in 3 calibers, ideal for small-hand shooters, and all are black and made of steel except the ones with polymer frames.

My homie just got a new baby eagle.

by Shortie008 August 09, 2008


Chubby Baby

When one looks at another's baby photos, they will notice the baby will look fat, so one would say "you were one chubby baby!"

Mike: These were my baby pictures.
Girlfriend: Wow, you were one chubby baby...

by fatcow August 11, 2012


baby brainwashing

The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world.

Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.

Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!

I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!

by Leafarzarian June 26, 2009


Baby Punt

When you grab a child by the ears and swing them between your legs and release your grip at max velocity, sending the child flying in the air. While you wait for the baby to come down, you crack a cold one with the boys . Once the baby gets close to the ground, you punt it towards your neighbors dog house.

GOD!!! Cindy's kid was being so annoyed that I Baby Punted him

by BabyPunter188 June 07, 2019


dehydrated babies

Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.

We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.

by Formaldehyde June 18, 2008


baby proof

a women who's on some form of birth control and can't get pregnant

slut: you can cum inside me im baby proof!!

by chumpking November 11, 2009


Baby Girl

What a boy calls his girlfriend, she is generally shy( sometimes) also sexy, cute and amazzing. He will often care for her alot as she is his world, also he may of been very lucky to get her.

You see that girl over there, thats my baby girl.

Whats up baby girl?

Hows my baby girl?

by Albert and Venus March 13, 2011