fat bird

phrase to announce your desire for a reaction from random people, indicating a need to change the balance of positivity. can be highly contagious. usually yelled.

to neighbor mowing lawn: "yo, can i get a faaaat biiiiird"
to lady in grocery store: "Hey muffins, fat bird!"
when seeing an american flag:"god bless america, can i get a fat bird"

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FUCK THAT BIRD

Phrase used while playing video game football,when your opposing team scores on you and their mascot starts to celebrate.(only if their mascot is a bird)

marcus : "hell yea I just got a touchdown, look at that falcon dance !!"

charlie : "man fuck that bird"

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Dirty Bird

The White Hawk Cafe (Bar in Penn Hills-Pittsburgh PA)

"Lets goto the Dirty Bird and find some Whowaz"

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Bird Bath

A level three dick trick performed by the man stretching out his ball sack into a bowl shape and pissing into it.

In round one of the dick trick competition, Ramon opened with a text book Pepper Grinder, while Sven, looking to score big on the technical side, opted to go straight to the famed Bird Bath.

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birds and the bees

shhhhh your mom might find out! butt i need to tell u about them..

baby made from pp in butt and preqnat bc sex

jake from state farm: wanna do baby making thing :smirk: (aka birds and the bees)

keny from state farm: yes *blush* *sex thing*

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baby bird

When a girl goes down on a guy and after he loses it in her mouth instead of swallowing she kisses him and spits it in his mouth.

dude that chick from the dairy queen totally baby birded me.

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Alien bird

What Kat made up when she saw a white object flying in the night sky. It was making animal noises, Therefore, It was an alien bird.

I swear! i just saw an Alien bird!!
Shut the hell up, Kat

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