Boat

The word Boat is generally used to describe incredibly Floatatious people (people who float very well). As boats don’t need to work to stay above water their incredible floating power compels everyone around them, as it is not normal for people to float.

You: Hey Jerry do you see that inanimate body floating effortlessly in the water?

Jerry: Yeah man he’s such a boat.

Boats N Hoes

A team of inseparable people who go through hell and come out the other side laughing

Hanlon, O, Medina, Mac, Taylor and Lt. Haws are the real Boats N Hoes

Boats n' Hoes

Two things that you gotta have.

If you don't, then you likely don't have an 8 inch member. Nor would you be capable of producing a quart when you cum.

Dudebro #1: You know what this beach party is missing dude? Boats n' Hoes.

Dudebro #Dos: Bro you're right, you go get some Boats and Hoes and I'll go get some nachos and Lemonheads™.

BOATED

Someone who tries too hard to be GOATED but fails.

Tyler ; Bro Eminem is GOATED.
McLovin ; Nah he tries too hard, lowkey BOATED.

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

Motor Boating Incident

The famed story of SinnWynn not understanding motor boats.

R: Oh, I definitely ship you and I. On the double.

C: aww, we can set sail in our ship and conquer the sea of u.w.u

R: A sailing boat... Or a motorboat.

C: Sinn would disapprove of a motorboat, for many reasons. But if you're offering I have to oblige.

S: Hey, as long as the motor is fully electric, solar- and/or wind-powered, quiet, and shielded such that aquatic life are unharmed from its operation, I'll approve.

Reine: Sinn talks about the Motor Boating Incident frequently

boat pussy

A vagina that resembles the underside of a boat that's been festering in stagnant water for months.

Eula last night had a bad case of boat pussy!