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The method of wheeling a 10 to bed with you. Gradually confuse the woman by giving her a strong compliment followed by a small diss. Eg. "You're eyes are gorgeous, but you might want to think about painting those nails." After several uses. This smokeshow is going to keep coming back for more reassurance that she's hot ... But doesn't think your a bitch for saying she's so pretty all night. Then ya pounce on the best lay of your life :D
Break Em Stroke Em:
"Kiddie, just gotta fuckin break em and stroke em, the babies love it. Keeps em guessing... Yullll yulll"
explain something , especially by dividing it into parts
That chart looks a little complicated. Can you break it down for me?
April 11th is international break the law day. On this day you are supposed to post a picture of you breaking the law on Social Media or post a photo of an illegal item in your possession.
“It’s international break the law day! Everyone post pictures of your illegal guns!”
Its meaning is self explanatory. It can be used in 3 situations:
Either
1 - Never
2 - Always
3 - When you want your darling to break your fingers
1950's Man - "Break My Fingers, Darling!"
1950's Housewife - Okay
1950's Man's fingers get broken
You Cant...Its Impossible...Theres Nothing You Can Do...Just Forget About Him/Her...Don't Trust Anyone You Care For...Even If You've Known Them For A Long Time...I Should Know...
Misty: He Broke Up With Me
Random Person: Im Sorry, Forget About Him...Look Up How To Deal With A Break Up..
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Surfing the internet whilst at work
Irish screen break = Looking at this spread sheet is starting to strain my eyes. I know, i'll spend 5 minutes on Youtube.
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National Break Up Day is the date in January that is far enough away from the Holidays and before one gets sucked into the vortex for Valentines Day. Usually it is the Sunday before Martin Luther King Day.
"He waited until the National Break Up Day to break up with her, bro. It's not cool to break up during the holidays or too close to valentine's day."
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