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when something is so fer sure that its referred to a burger
Paul: Im gonna love tapping that sweet hiney. I mean its gonna be great!!! Its like when you have a dream and you get a Playstation 3. Then you wake up and you dont have it. But in this case theres no dream and i have buttsex!!!
Amber: Fer Durger Burger!!!!!!!!!!!
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From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"
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Eating a burger with no honey mustard
“Eating a burger with no honey mustard, Eatin’ a burger with no honey mustard”
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get
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Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Number 15. Burger King Foot Lettuce
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when one person's perspective of a situation is different to those who were involved in the situation. Usually when the person who was not involved finds said situation funny, even though it was not funny for those involved.
one person had a very drunk evening out where they picked arguments, were sick, had relations with people they wouldn't have usually and caused much drama and upset amoung the social group. To another friend who was not present, this all sounds rather entertaining. This person is looking at the situation with a 'view from the burger chair'.
to fuck up; to be highly unsuccessful; to crash and burn in embarrassment with extremely unfortunate and dire consequences; to be defeated; a disastrous effort; to get royally beaten; to be demoralized and overcome by adversity similar to recent efforts by Quentin Tarantino to produce a good movie.
Dude, I knew she was gonna bite the big Kahuna Burger when she went out with your skank ass...all you wanted was a piece...she wanted to take you home to Ma and Pa
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