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captain dumpling

A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.

Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling

by April 1, 2021


Captain's on Fire

Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.

I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.

by September 4, 2021


Captain's on Fire

Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.

Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.

by Wandman September 5, 2021


Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis

"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"

by TheYewt August 11, 2023


Captain James Kurland

The commanding officer of Deep Space Nine from 2409 onwards, as well as the captain of U.S.S. Defiant.

"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"

by macOSbyApple May 13, 2022


Captain James Kurland

Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.

Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.

"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"

by macOSbyApple May 18, 2022


Captain Gay

Captain Gay is an awesome super hero that wears a rainbow flag as a cape, and has a mini transgender flag on (because he is transgender). He also wears rainbow suspenders and a rainbow word shirt, with grayish/ black skinny jeans, eyeliner, and black converse Chuck Taylor's. Don't forget about his sidekick captain Blurry face. And they are the most friendly super hero's ever. He can charm everyone, while she can blast good music.

Captain gay is here, so is Captain blurry face, time to rock out.

by Captain gay's favorite fan March 31, 2017