eBay chicken

The auction-version of the game "chicken" (i.e. two cars driving directly at each other):

Bidding on an item on eBay with a friend, always taking the price higher and higher. Whoever drops out first, is the eBay chicken (then again, the "winner" has to buy the item...).

Friend A: "Did you see there's a bid on an Urban Dictionary on eBay?"
Friend B: "Yeah, I want that!"
Friend A: "Me, too..."
Friend B: "Alright, buddy - time for eBay chicken."
(They begin bidding, until the price is at 2,492$)
Friend B: "Shit, that's a month's salary. I'm out..."
Friend A: "Dammit, now I gotta buy this dictionary! You suck!"

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Chicken wages

Working a shitty job where you are only able to afford your bills, and nothing else including gas for your car and you have to borrow your homies bike to work because your broke AF.

Damn, why is Jerome riding his bike to work? Doesn't that fool have a car?
He's working for that chicken wages, fool.

chicken whistle

synonymous for smoking glass apparatus.

Pass the chicken whistle.

Beach chicken

A seagull

Dude, check out the crazy beach chicken

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Covert Chicken

(n) An action wherein an individual, unbeknownst to the rest of the group, returns to a fried chicken platter several hours after purchase for another helping.

Prior to the 1 PM kickoff, Dune brought a 22-piece Popeye's special to the party. At 4 PM, Meals quietly got up for a Covert Chicken.

cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

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thick chicken

A sexy chicken with a fat ass

"Damn, did you see that chicken back there? That was a thick chicken."